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Leave it the Fuck Alone: (ebook)

€12.99

like feeling smothered?

Me neither.

I rarely remember to send emails to my mailing list. I honestly forget I have it. That means I’m not one of those spammy emails that sends you useless stuff all the time and you end up hating. You’ll be like “oh, right I signed up for that email like a year ago”

Basically what you get when you sign up is rare emails from me telling you what we got to offer. Like when new spheres drop.

Ohe shit, that reminds me. I dropped a new set and forgot to send an email about it! I’ll go do that now, but yeah, sign up so you get the next one.

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I don’t collect your data. I mean, I get some information for processing orders but I NEVER sell it or even use it for targeted marketing. I know that is the “way of business” to collect data and either sell it off to a third party or use it internally for targeted ads and messages. I don’t do that. It’s not cool. I don’t enjoy the fact that companies do that. I bet you don’t enjoy it either. So, fuck it, I’m not gonna do it. I don’t fuck with my plants, I’m not gonna fuck with you.

LEGAL SHIT

Thank you!

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